marceline abadeer is EVIL .
wuh-oh! looks like you found the EVIL klawmachin website! oh-no! ahhhh!
currently visiting: dotevilcommachin
about SOMEBODY ELSE
i hate my little pony! i'm no lesbian! darkness darkness EVIL!!!along with that "iconic" and "timeless" "information", my EVIL questionaire, EVIL guidelines, and AWARD WINNING "EVIL d and n and you for i and i also" can all be found on my EVIL found about page!i know exactly where it is because it's right here like always!
evil found about page
i have NEVER lost it. not even ONCE. NOT. ONCE.
blogs aren't even cool, anyway
i know absolutely everything about my blog, and i tend to it frequently; it is my responsibility, after all.
if i could burden you only briefly; you can press this thing to get to my well-maintained blog!
give money me give me money me eat money give me you
this part was pretty much evil anyways, so not much needs to change. i'm going to go work on my blog in a timely fashion!
I HAVE UPGRADED MY AUDIO EQUIPMENT.
EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE REDDIT
IT'S ALL THE REDDIT. REDDIT IS THE BEST THING EVER, AND IT IS MY FAVORITE. BOY OH BOY, I SURE DO LOVE REDDIT.
but of course in-between the healthy work-life balance that comes standard for me and the blog i have dedicated my life to.
waste of time
personally, i don't like to sit around writing about myself, but if that's what you want to do with you life, i don't care. i prefer to go and actually get things done, but to each their own i guess.
denny's is always hiring.
okay "starving artist"
y'know, you wouldn't be so starving and hungry all the time if you stopped being an artist and worked on yourself enough to be a functioning member of society. whatever floats your boat,
but it's never too late to change.
podcasts < any and all music
i like to stimulate my mind palace with magnesium thought exercises and words of wisdom from male intellectuals.
there's better out there.
on the possibility of a gallery
unfortunately, no artist could ever satisfy the infinite chasm of despair i so willfully maintain...
why don't you go see for yourself.
NO.
ABOUT THIS "?"
hi. i’m evil marceline abadeer. i have never told you anything. i am famous for my quiet dialogues and short paragraphs.lately, im 4000 years of age (old) and tower over my enemies at a height not yet identified in any lexicon (foot and inch, respectively) . others would consider me ill-intentioned and full of malice; not so! i am actually "Evil" marceline abadeer, ergo i have no ego and i am well-adjusted and normal.i am respectfully employed at verizon, and proud of my god-given opportunity to dropship for amazon.
NORMAL QUESTIONS
is "evil" marceline abadeer actually your name?
god willing.
..."the vampire queen" ?
yep!
what constitutes an "evil" klawmachin?
it would probably mean for me to stop violently harming strangers.
how is that pronounced?
"ee-vill" and then the rest is up to you! have a nice day.
who's "marceline abadeer" ?
i don't know who that is.
are YOU marceline abadeer?
no. i am "evil" marceline abadeer. get it right already.
how are you both any different?
one is a fictional character, and the other one is "evil" marceline abadeer. have a nice day.
who's the pony?
we have elected to call her "schemerdawdle vanquish" for the time being.
any relation to you?
we're not on speaking terms right now.
how does that work?
it works?
THERE ARE NO RULES DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY (destroy)
1. go CRAZY. go absolutely BANANAS. go BONKERS with it. initiate SOCIETAL COLLAPSE for all i care. DISMANTLE. words of VILLAINY AFFIRMATION. do not be like shadow the hedgehog; DO MORE SIN, AND BETTER.
2. i would love to hear your exact political stance and why you think it's morally superior to all others! below is a form you can fill out - looking forward to hearing from you for the rest of all time!
3. only EVIL people are allowed to talk to me. just gaze upon my OSCAR NOMINATED "EVIL d and n and you for i and i as well" .
"EVIL D & N & YOU FOR YOU & I AS WELL
"TRIGGER WARNING" for all you LEFTISTS: discussion(s) of abuse, bigotry, pedophilia, zoophilia, lolicon, feral, pro-shippers, anti-shippers, and marceline abadeer.
what is it:
i will explain nothing.
who is it:
the font is about to change. you have been warned, bestie;
MINORS.
if you are a minor, i fiercely incentivize you to follow other sinful creators, or to at least exercise caution (but in a destructive and unrewarding manner) . i try to be like the people that helped me get through my "EVIL klawmachin: the first thousand or so" , but i'm not a role model for tyranny; i'm no harriton splimby. tldr, if you’re under 16, why don't you go develop games for roblox? i think that is a very good idea for you. the rest of this will have nsfw aspects; so begone now.
BIGOTS, PEDOS & ZOOS, PROS & ANTIS.
some things don't have change.
LIBERALS.
this is not a "safe space." there are no "bathroom stalls." give me your chocolates and wine, that is, your chocolates and your wine, give them to me. your cold lattes? it's warm now. and i took all of the sugar out - BOOHOO, cry sad face emoji, YOU KNOW NOTHING. pride month? what month? JUNE IS GONE. there is new month now: NOVEMBER 2. sorry, christmas in when? christmas is FOREVER. christmas is COMING, we are bringing it back, it will be back now (soon!) and you will never take it away from US again. NATION NATION NATION
STAR WARS SEQUEL APOLOGISTS.
terrible people are not allowed to talk to me! jj abrams should be banned from all territories. put him in space; I DO NOT CARE. rian johnson is a blight on modern society. the only GOOD star wars is STAR WARS 5, but it's actually STAR WARS 2, but they replaced STAR WARS 2 with the OTHER STAR WARS 2 and now when my lovers talk about STAR WARS 2 they think i mean the BAD ONE. GOD.
TO SUMMARIZE.
i am "evil" marceline abadeer.
RUN AS YOU MAY.
I DO NOT MAKE ART. HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
yeah, no, just not really a big fan of music! nothing about it really, just can't say anything nice about it really!
of "schemerdawdle vanquish" (tentative title)
naught a soul here.
of other
naught and nary even One.
"wuh-oh! or rather, ruh-roh! rou've reached the-how could it ever be possible to run with that considering the literal next two words??? anyways, page is busted bucko. buckaroo. buck norris until dawn. that reference is for me to know and you to find out."
still, amidst the chaos, frogatto stands. wobble. hero of our time
...BUT MAYBE NOT THAT WAY.
no, no no no wait, don't-
...it's true.
there is no universe where i am good enough at my blog.
i am ashamed.
now!
should be one of these...
w-what???
i-it's a maze???
good luck i guess?