marceline abadeer is EVIL .
wuh-oh! looks like you found the EVIL klawmachin website! oh-no! ahhhh!
currently visiting: dotevilcommachin
about SOMEBODY ELSE
i hate my little pony! i'm no lesbian! darkness darkness EVIL!!!along with that "iconic" and "timeless" "information", my EVIL questionaire, EVIL guidelines, and AWARD WINNING "EVIL d and n and you for i and i also" can all be found on my EVIL found about page!i know exactly where it is because it's right here like always!
evil found about page
i have NEVER lost it. not even ONCE. NOT. ONCE.
blogs aren't even cool, anyway
i know absolutely everything about my blog, and i tend to it frequently; it is my responsibility, after all.
if i could burden you only briefly; you can press this thing to get to my well-maintained blog!
give money me give me money me eat money give me you
this part was pretty much evil anyways, so not much needs to change. i'm going to go work on my blog in a timely fashion!
I HAVE UPGRADED MY AUDIO EQUIPMENT.
EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE REDDIT
IT'S ALL THE REDDIT. REDDIT IS THE BEST THING EVER, AND IT IS MY FAVORITE. BOY OH BOY, I SURE DO LOVE REDDIT.
but of course in-between the healthy work-life balance that comes standard for me and the blog i have dedicated my life to.
waste of time
personally, i don't like to sit around writing about myself, but if that's what you want to do with you life, i don't care. i prefer to go and actually get things done, but to each their own i guess.
denny's is always hiring.
okay "starving artist"
y'know, you wouldn't be so starving and hungry all the time if you stopped being an artist and worked on yourself enough to be a functioning member of society. whatever floats your boat,
but it's never too late to change.
podcasts < any and all music
i like to stimulate my mind palace with magnesium thought exercises and words of wisdom from male intellectuals.
there's better out there.
on the possibility of a gallery
unfortunately, no artist could ever satisfy the infinite chasm of despair i so willfully maintain...
why don't you go see for yourself.
NO.

ABOUT THIS "?"
hi. i’m evil marceline abadeer. i have never told you anything. i am famous for my quiet dialogues and short paragraphs.lately, im 4000 years of age (old) and tower over my enemies at a height not yet identified in any lexicon (foot and inch, respectively) . others would consider me ill-intentioned and full of malice; not so! i am actually "Evil" marceline abadeer, ergo i have no ego and i am well-adjusted and normal.i am respectfully employed at verizon, and proud of my god-given opportunity to dropship for amazon.